GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE March 12, 2004

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The bitch is back, and it's not Elton

She was last seen riding her bicycle up the spout of a tornado 65 years ago, and darned if that twister didn't plop her down in the middle of Cleveland.

She's probably best known for chasing after a little terrier who got into her garden, terrorizing innocent Kansas farm girls.

She is Almira Gulch, the mean-seeming spinster who transmogrified into a green-skinned, wart-nosed witch in Dorothy Gale's dream sequence in The Wizard of Oz.

Nobody is born old and mean, however. How did she get that way? What was her childhood like? And why is there a shaven-headed man playing her at Kennedy's in downstairs of Playhouse Square?

Miss Gulch Returns, a one-man cabaret-style show by the co-creator of Forbidden Broadway, will play at Kennedy's, 1511 Euclid Ave, on March 12, 13,20,26 and 27. The show stars Nick Vannello, last seen in a dress in When Pigs Fly at the Beck Center for the Arts. For more information, log onto www.missgulchreturns.com, or call 216-241-6000.

-Anthony Glassman

Why direct a film? Just produce a ticket!

28TH CLEVELAND INTERNATIONAL

Film Festival

Tower City Cinemas on The Avenue at Tower City Center

March 18-28, 2004!

216.623,FILM * www.clevelandfilm.org